BigWeenie's Wurst of the Web

Bottom of the Net Awards
Spammers deserve their just rewards.
These are just perfect!
And the winner is...

C.N.S.: Cabal Network Security Home Page
"Remain Calm"
They act as individuals, sans hierarchy -- Therefore there Is No Cabal.
"R-E-M-A-I-N  C-A-L-M"??!!

Corporate Clients want to pay YOU Money!
Alright! I got 50 UCE's just today!
We'll all get rich off of this stuff... huh?

Cost Those Spammers Money! Some phone numbers...
This site's for real - really! Conference the calls together, then put them on hold!!
Dooohh! Do ya think those stupid spammers
are so stupid
as to have the same stupid phone numbers?!
Probably... stupid!

crapmail: The World's Crappiest E-Mail!
The definitive service for spammers.
They're full of it - they should subscribe to it!

Create an Insult
CREATE YOUR OWN SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS!
Combine one word from each of the three columns shown, prefaced with "Thou"...
Most asurredly thou would sendest these endearments to that foulest of the spammer-est?
Would not thou doest this-ith?!

The Curse of a Thousand Chain Letters.
An e-mail house of horrors where you and your friends are terrorized...
if you dare to read these!

The GIGO Game
So c'mon, let's play G-I-G-O!!
Play what?

Green SpamBotFrog's No Spam WWW Spam Home Spam Page
Who's, Where... WHAT?!

I get a lot of funny email: "It's great when people send me this stuff..."
Something tells me
-call it a "whim"-
you're gonna get a whole lot more of it!

I got spam from an idiot!
Yea, yea... We all get spam from idiots all the time.
But this one is really an IDIOT!!!

Jason and the Spamonauts
Once upon a time, in a city far, far away...

The Lumber Cartel
There's so such thing as "The Lumber Cartel"!
Humourously serious...

The MMF Hall of Humiliation"!
Proving that you can't underestimate the stupidity of the scamming public, and we're all laughing mercilessly!

Feel a song comin' on?
Well then, all together now...

Project S.P.A.M.
S ynthetic
P arasaurophulous
A rtillery
M achine
"We stand behind S.P.A.M."

Spam Online!
A collection of technical support horror stories,
tales of woe and computer humor.
So much stupidity, so little time...

Forewarn the spammer, scammer, slammer... make 'em pay! This site is for real, or isn't it?

Spam Reply: Spam is the same thing lots and lots of times.
Respond to spammers in a way only they could understand...
lots and lots of times!

Spammer Mind Games !
There IS an environmental solution to spam!
Well... a solution? Sort of.

The Spammorpher!
"Intended for your personal amusement only." Yea, and so is spam, right?

Spammers Anonymous: ARE YOU A SPAMMER?
Do you D-A-R-E take the test?

Spammy Awards!
Got a favorite spammer? Nominate 'em here, before you forget - for real!?

The Indisputable Gateway Unto
S.P.U.T.U.M.!
Seriously humourous spam sputum site...
Have you hurled on a spammer lately?

The End of Spamford?
Wallace said he is in the process of negotiating a "peace treaty" with anti-spam activists.
MY G-A-W-D, MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!!
Don't they?!

Sanford Wallace home page!
Discuss spam, anti-spam, opt-in, opt-out,
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... You betcha!!...
MY GAWD, IT'S A M-I-R-A-C-L-E!!

Thyberpromo Parody Page
Online crime will never be the same!

Truly Pathetic Spam
Please read this junk e-mail? Pleeeeeeeeeease?!